This is what I do with my evenings
oh. my. god.
Thank you, Mithrandir!
GE employees asked the youngest members of their families to explain what they do. Sydney, age 3, said, "My mom works on things that shows mommies their babies before they’re born."
Illustration by Victo Ngai.
We don’t usually pay attention to Tumblr ads, so, WELL PLAYED, GE.
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
A YOUNG CHILD BY THE NAME OF HAILEY OWENS HAS BEEN ABDUCTED
SHE WAS APPROACHED BY AN UNFAMILIAR STRANGER AND PULLED INTO HIS VEHICLE
THE CAR IS A 2008 GOLD FORD RANGER
THE CAR WAS LAST SEEN IN SPRINGFEILD, MO.
THIS IS HAILEY:
1O YEARS OLD, FEMALE, WHITE, BROWN HAIR, BROWN EYES, 5 FEET 2 INCHES TALL.
PLEASE SINGAL BOOST THIS. THIS CAN POSSIBLY SAVE THIS GIRL’S LIFE.
I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script
that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD